Deli tray (small). Meat, cheese, bread, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo (maybe horseradish sauce if you're serving roast beef ... mmm, roast beef ...). And impress by having baked potato chips so she thinks we're .. I mean you're ... not eating high-fat crap. Oh yeah, and some little dark chocolate morsels for desert - anti-oxidants and a dopamine push, you know.

BTW, I'm kidding and serious at the same time. Who can complain about a sandwich and chocolate?