"This is the ghost of Lightbulb7Seven speaking from the cold, dark cells of Harris County Corrections Department, please leave a message after the beep. Beep-Beep! Cheetos will be accepted in honor of her absence in lieu of cash donations."
Just kidding

Cash donations are fine.

I'm still here Gismo! I'll prove it: What is something that only Lightbulb7Seven would say?
"Sorry I haven't been on PC in a while, I've been really absorbed with this Bounty Paper Towel."
If that doesn't prove it then...well you'll just have to visit me lol. Thanks for your kindness Gismo