I'm just going to do a little post where i pretend i am talking to all my friends and people i know and stuff and telling them things. But i'm not using their names...i will say whether they they are guys or girls.

Ok here goes.

To a guy:
What the ***** happened to you? I swear i ran into you but i hardly recognised you and you just never said anything to me. Hey i wish i had got your number cos we could have hung out but cos of your f*cking girlfriend i mean i don't mind her but you can't have a friend that's a girl? You're still my friend i am just like never going to see you again.

To a guy:
Hey i'm sorry, but i am a little hurt, you know why. I told you so. I really adore you i wish you would let me adore you! I know you're shy, but i can be shy too and if you just wrote back you will see me get scared and go quiet and everything like shy people do. And i love you, as friends do. I couldn't find a guy better than you, i couldn't. I don't know how we would get along in person but i wonder if it would be really good. Actually i just want to watch a movie with you i reckon that would be awesome!

To a girl:
***** you, seriously i hate you. I may be related to you but i'll be f*cked if i care. I have nothing more to say to you, but you open your mouth and give me cr*p and i'll give you worse back. (Apologies for the swearing)

To a guy: (Yes there are lots of guys)
I freakin love you. I do and you know it. But that might not be enough. You know what i asked you and i was SERIOUS at the time, i was. I'm still pretty serious about it, yet again, that might not be enough. It is ALL up to you, ALL. It's in your hands. But i won't stop loving you.

To a guy:
Ok fair enough if you are going out with her, but i can't see what she has. She's obsessed with religion and she's cute but that is so not right for you, you have hardly a religious bone in your body and i say that in a friendly way! Hey if you want to be left alone that's cool but either i have trouble understanding you or you can't put it quite right even if you try. Hey it's in your hands too, i can move on, like that! And then you will lose me, and i am already so far from you!

To a guy:
I can't even tell if that's you. But hey i had fun flirting with you today. Hey, you know it will go no-where but that's never the point. No offence anyway. You're pretty cool, at least that's what i think at the moment :-P

To a guy:
Hey you make me so sad, seeing you sad, it breaks my heart. I just want to see you laugh like you used to and joke and giggle with me, that warmed my heart! Things will be ok, i promise, and i am here for you, even when i look like i have too much s**t to deal with, i don't, I don't care at all, i love you heaps and i don't want you to leave my side, just be happy for me. You mean everything to me.

Yeah so most of those were guys...oh i could even fit this guy in:

To a guy:
Hey you! Do you know how moody you are! It's pretty funny for a guy, no offence. I just wanted to see you, hey i already like you you're not going to give me any surprises too big. Lol. Just open up to me, i'm pretty easy going, and if it all ends in a fight, who cares, at least we gave it a go. We could have heaps of fun.

Oh and this guy.

Well, am i pissed off with you. Because you decided to say nothing after that mesage and well at least i told you that was so immature and now you've gone and hidden and well that is even more immature. What is your problem are you like retarded or something? When i see you i am going to tell you what i think and you are going squeal like a mouse cos that's pretty much what you are. Hey i'm surprised you sink so low, but it doesn't mean i hate you it's just that i can see less is going to work for you and you need some help, from me, or someone else! Seriously, you're struggling!

Hey i was about to finish but there is this girl as well.

OMG. Hey i have nothing to say to you, nothing nice, but you are a complete b**ch. And you most likely know it, then it was hilarious i loved to hear that you got told off. Ha ha what a Dude. I told him what you did and he must trust me cos then he put you in your place. Hilarious. I did the right thing, when i did what i did, and all you have ever done is reminded me why i did that. You're a loser...Ha ha ha.

Yeah so that's what i have to say to people...MAN that was fun!

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