I was too lazy to quote this from squirrels post, just as I suspect I would be too lazy to unwrap the candy!! But yes, agree, truly evil acts against chocolate.

Squirrel, can I add on my favorite irl chocolate story - 3 or 4 chubbyish ladies at work, and one thin one, and the thin one says, "You know how chocolate gets that white coating on it when it gets old?..." and the rest of us LOOK at her and burst out laughing and we all go, "NO, WE DON'T!! Chocolate doesn't GET old in our house!!" I wonder what the rest of her story was??