Haha, Blue -- I thought you were going to say the ones we need to salvage the haircuts we think are a really great idea in the middle of the night, with dollar store scissors, a youtube video ("How hard could it be"??!) and no skill.

(Heheh, last one got some of the back of my hair chopped short, but not the rest -- one would never mistake it for "on purpose" -- before giving up the logistical nightmare. Made an appointment the next day, oh yes.