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Old Jun 08, 2013, 08:20 PM
hamster-bamster hamster-bamster is offline
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Originally Posted by jeffro1972 View Post
Where does worrying about what you dog thinks about you fall in?
I think it can slowly morph into neurosis if left unattended

1) Bipolar / manic depressive illness: My cat does not appreciate me.
2) Psychosis without hallucinations: I talk with my cat.
3) Psychosis with hallucinations: I talk with a nonexistent cat.
4) Neurosis: my cat ignores me and that is simply unbearable.
5) Paranoia: I am afraid of unintentionally divulging something sensitive as I talk with my cat.
6) Schizophrenia: my cat speaks inside my head.
7) Persecution Mania: my cat is plotting against me.