Today I felt a robot; so I cleaned, did laundry, washed the floor, and oiled all my squeaky, screeching robot parts.

(uh--it's tomorrow now...okay...I'll feel like something else in the morning?..I dunno, if I get some sleep tonight? I so dunno...you asked what do you want me to feel like??? HUH?? oh my..Now...)

Today at 0032 hours :

I felt like a raving lunatic!