My husband tells me I keep a "jump to conclusions" mat in my purse.

Our two year old takes a nap that's a little to long and I thing she's taken apart her bottle and choked on the top and died without me realizing it. My badge at work gets faulty and the door won't open so I think I've been fired. My husband runs to store and is gone 5 minutes longer than I'm expecting and I think he's doing something fishy.

I could go on... but you get the idea. Does anyone else do this?