Dear T,

I wonder how you'll feel on father's day. I don't know what your relationship with your dad was like, or if he's still alive, because you've never mentioned him. You've mentioned your mum, but never your dad. I don't know if you have kids or stepkids. I don't know what the day means to you. I doubt you'd tell me if I asked. I don't want to know if you have children, anyway, because I'll be jealous.