Sorry but your post made me laugh I know it wasn't meant to but you are not nuts although your therapist probably is!
He is not supposed to do much talking, only offer some insight, suggestions, validate your feelings.
It was your first session so probably he would have been going over contracts and how he works and stuff. I would give him another session because you can't really tell after the first fe. I have been seeing my counsellor for a year now and I still can't get a word in.