I think my t finally got tired of me waiting to come to him overtly, saw that I was dropping hints, and finally pretty much just commanded me to call him a couple of years ago over the winter holidays. Well, to me it sounded like a command. I still wasn't sure absolutely needed to, but I was willing to do as he asked.

You know, you only need water to survive. After you pass the failure to thrive stage, the neglected among us are like those effin air plants.