I regret ever expressing my feelings about anything ever. I always feel stupid and/or guilty if anyone ever knows how I'm feeling. I especially regret ever telling anyone that I liked them.

I regret not beating the crap out of my bullies in grade school.

I regret being nice to people who didn't deserve it.

I regret ever appearing "weak" in any way, shape, or form.

I regret being weak.

I regret letting guys do things while I was drunk and not defending myself and/or breaking their collective b*lls.

I regret having a crush and/or sexual attraction to anyone ever.