SD - Stupid Disorder coined by a friend
SIIS - Sanity Induced Ignorance Syndrome (very similar to SD, but the afflicted person retains some cognitive function. Always caused by excessive sanity)
MD - Materialist Disorder (afflicted persons have very specific psychotic delusions regarding the importance of wealth and social status. Administer philosophy or Buddhism in small doses for as long as necessary)
RATS - Religious Anti-Theist Syndrome (Wait, that's me )