I needed a good laugh today...so this fills the bill!

MPGOOE- Mobile Phone Growing Out Of Ear syndrome...this person thinks they are so important that they should continue to talk to someone on the mobile phone while ordering coffee. They also tend to talk LOUDLY on the mobile phone in book stores and libraries.
CNC- Chronic Negative Commentator...these people can be found at little league games around the nation, as well as any other public venue. They seem to think THEIR child does nothing wrong but everyone else's has issues that they must point out.