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Old Jun 22, 2013, 05:20 PM
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Crowned "The Good Witch"
 
Member Since: Jun 2009
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 11,542
I had a crush on a coworker once. He was--no, is--the biggest douchebag I've ever met. All year I've tried having a conversation with him and he won't go for it. He's even called me an attention *****. Even his fantasies were lame, he couldn't take a d*ck.