lol!
Reminds me of The Houseplant Song by Audio Adrenaline... love that song, it's fun. About a guy who reads a book that says all rock music is from the Devil and suggests playing music for plants to prove it... and the guy trys the test, playing the music loudly at midnight, and his neighbor comes over, of course unhappy about the loud music, and they end up talking about more important things.
"Take two houseplants and put em to the test, set them both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest. On the first one you play Mozart or something lovely like that, on the second one you play that Petra, that Megadeath, doesn't really matter what type of rock it is..."
Heh.