I hate wearing glasses. Like I actually find myself getting angry that I have to wear them. My face gets oily and they fall down my face in the summer time. Which I also hate. Summer is hot. And I hate hot. And our window air conditioner sounds like a damn lawn mower. So we can't run it at night. Which reminds me that our lawn looks like hell too. We have a gravel driveway and it's OVERGROWN with weeds. I tried to spray it with roundup, but the damn thing is ALSO like a quarter mile long and it was really hot the day I tried to do it.

I hate hot. I live in Ohio because I like winters. Oh! A thunderstorm warning just flashed across the TV! I love those. Literally. Except when our power goes out. Because the sump pump in our basement likes to short out when the power goes out. Floods our basement. Every. Time. A few years ago it flooded and blew up our hot water heater. Actually happened when I was 9 months pregnant. Kid you not.

But back to my glasses. I hate them. A lot. I've been wearing glasses since I was...

Oh hey tomorrow's Monday and I have to go back to work.

Since I was about 8 years old. Now I'm technically "legally blind" I guess. Or so they tell me. I wore contacts for a few years when I was teenager. But when I was 16/17 I went through a really bad depression and would sleep in them for about 15 hours a day and just didn't have the energy to take them out. Then I almost went blind from wearing them too much. Long story... let's just say that it CAN happen.

So now I'm stuck. And I look hideous.

Ok I'm done. For now.