My day so far...

OMG, the lawn SO needs to be cut. I have to get out there and mow.

Dammit, it's raining....nevermind....

...Oooh, the rain stopped, the sun is out...I gotta mow my lawn.

ACK, it's so stinkin humid out here....Dammit, is that thunder?....

(pouring rain again)

GAH, this lawn is just going to grow into a freakin forest.