The cartoon picture of your T actually looks kind of like my T as well-- and my T also has what I would consider "non-performing hair." (This expression makes eminent sense to me-- am I the only one?!) In fact, in my last session, I told T that I think it would be fun to give her a make-over. She actually thought my suggestion was hysterical and said she thinks I'd do a good job... but alas, there will be no making-over the therapist in therapy. Sigh. I am now wondering if your T really does look a lot like my T...