Guys!

Girls!

I have GREAT news to report. No, I have not aced the GRE. I have not started prepping yet. Actually, I have been an insomnia and a migraineur suffering since yesterday night with absolutely no sleep.

So, trying to kill time while feeling the pain, I logged onto OK Cupid.

AND!

What did I find there?

I found this:

"I like your answer on making love versus having sex", wrote a guy.

I have no memory of the question. I got curious. In trying to go to the questions, I incorrectly pressed on the tests, and found this little nugget (I must have taken this test without realizing that I took it because I do not remember taking it).

"Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test ...

English Genius

You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 87% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: The Commonly Confused Words Test - Answer Key.

from the dating site!
"

NOW. I want to be exempt from GRE verbal. I want PhD programs to start accepting OKCupid's results