oh...and the food. I have to tell you about the food. It was a buffet at a restaurant. Started at 11AM. Open bar. Scrambled eggs. Ham. Sausage. Pork n beans. Penne with chicken and parm. Home fries with bacon. Cupcakes. White chocolate pops.

No fruit. No veggies. No coffee. No tea.

Who throws a girl party/shower with no girlie foods? Who eats a meal with no veggies?
I swear she (my evil sister) took anything remotely healthy off the menu just to ef with me. I felt like an idiot walking up the line and coming back with an empty plate. I don't expect people to have vegan food just for me, but I can usually find SOMETHING to eat at a party.