Guys, try to read this in a calm voice and don't assume she's over possessive, crazy, or spiteful. It could be a sincere statement, a caveat to other women. I really think she is taking commitment seriously, because she never said she loved him (just chose him) and he obviously deserves to get his arse dumped if he's hitting up with other girls. That might be the only crazy thing bout her.

Sure is funny though!