I joined the French legion in the desert, after 2 weeks I asked a guy what do you do for sex , he said there is a camel in hut 28 you can have it at 8pm. I though well better than nothing ?? I turned up at hut 28 smack on 8pm and there was the camel . I wasted no time an proceeded to give it a good shafting, just then the commander came up behind me and said, you dirty bastard why done you ride into town like the rest of the men.