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Dearing Crying Spells,
I would appreciate it if you stopped showing up unannounced. Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's rude to just show up and expect to get someone's attention without contacting them prior to your arrival? Seriously. It's rude. Get some manners and read a book on etiquette.
Until then, you have worn out your welcome with me.
-Me.
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