so I have my daughter for the week and at the last minute the ex wants to know what my plans are for the dog.
I dont have any....i have an apartment and IMO that is no place for a 50 pound dog.
So after she belittles me and lets me know how she is trapped since we cannot affor do board her...guess where she is?!?

So I take her out first thing. 15 minutes later nothing...does not p, does not poo.
Take her back inside...she is restless...whines...I take her BACK out....15 minutes later nothing...no p, no poo. I take her back inside. She is so annoying at this point i crate her cause I cant take her any longer!
My daughter wants to take her out again. We do and the dog FINALLY pees. No poo.
I crate her again because its time to take my daughter to summer camp.

I get back, walk the damn dog all over creation and she FINALLY poops. We finish our walk and come back to the apartment where she promptly pisses on my floor !!!

I put her on my enclosed patio while I clean that up and guess what? The god damned dog poops all over the patio and then throws up.
Now I am REEEEELY
I bring her in my apartment and crate her to clean up THAT mess and she effing throws up AGAIN!

She must be stressed out or something...but geeze I had her outside with PLENTY of time to do her god damned business and she STILL abuses my apartment. If my daughter was not totaly in love with this dog, we would be our way to the humane society where she would be promptly left.

We have had her for 2 1/2 years and I STILL cannot figure this dog out. It's like she needs a fricking invitation to pee and poop.