Well I say if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let's put the FUN in dysfunctional and have a family bash...we can all bring our yuckiest family stuff and have the most magnificent miserable holiday bash ever.

I'll start.

I'm bringing the drunks...What? Wait? Whattaya mean your bringing them? I have the most in my family so they're MINE all mine! C'mon Uncle Santa, let's boogie down.