I'll bring a huge casserole of insults. Which may include-- but not limited to : "What! you have ANOTHER job isn't this the third one this year, haven't you 'found' yourself YET?", and--- "Looks like someone hasn't vacuumed under the couch in ages" also--- "Oh I had a dining set like that, we got rid of it and got something much nicer"....

argh....