I'll have to bring my family at gun point or kidnap them or some other evil, secretive way. None of them except the best want to be around me. LOL

What the hey! Do we have a pied pipper in the group? We'll just leave most of the adults stuck in their crap and get all nine grandkids over here!

Oh, wait! It's the FUN in dysfunction that we want, isn't it? Ok, can we round up a posse??