Hey couchies!

MKAC, if it makes you feel better, I used to have similar dreams/fantasies. Eventually as I got older they progressed into me being rescued (and sometimes adopted) by my nice/favourite teacher(s)... embarrassing, but unfortunately true!

What's the weather like across the Atlantic today? For the first time in ages it's not unbearably hot, so I'm a happy camper! Probably just tempted fate there, but what the heck!

Also, does anyone fancy flying over and changing my surgical dressings/cleaning my wounds for me? Yeah... thought not! It makes me cringe so much - ack, ack, ack!