Mastodon...when my kids were born, I wanted so much to compare them to a picture of myself, but there are no infant photos of me. There is a photo of me in kindergarten (age 5, school pic) where I have this mortified smile. This is actually the earliest pic I now have.
Later snapshots have me in them in my preteens/teens, but I am always looking down or away from the camera. Even in this one, I am looking away, laughing, but looking away.

What a cruel joke to take photos of you at life's crappy moments!