My father had 20 acres of land and our neighbours had beef cattle. One day, their cattle figured our grass was greener than their grass and they toppled the fencing. My mother woke up to a cow licking her bedroom window

It had also rained the night before so the dirt road was now muck and trampled by a herd of cattle. My father called the neighbours and together they herded the cattle back onto the property and repaired the fencing. What a day! I guess you could say my mother was not in a good moo-oo-d after that