1. I wrote a bunch of novels even if they are not published.
2. My cats are uberly friendly and socialized, even the evil one. Everyone is impressed by my cats.
3. I've been very far north.
4. I'm good at languages, especially English.
5. I run my own support site since 2002.
6. I'm so cheap I can own a small property on my lame income.
7. I can kill for food.

Yah... I can't come up with more.

1. Want to be published.
2. Want to write more music and do something with it.
3. Want to have a pony.
4. Want to travel to Scotland.
5. Want to really fix up my garden.
6. Want to fix up my apartment.
7. Want to lose weight.