I just read in a flyer, a new material on a coat being described as "hydrophobic!"


Now our clothes are experiencing fear?

Does this mean that the coat will start freaking out if it gets wet or comes close to a body of water? Will it rip itself off of me and go hide from the rain, or will it just drag me back home?

Now that just as stoopid as being a "cosmollision expert."

You know, it's the teeny things that tick me off the most. Why is that?

I gotta get more of a life happening, lest I drive myself so far beyond that fine line that I'll never find my way back.