The most awkward thing happened today. I was thinking about my kinky fantasy and decided to pull out my formal uniform. Looked in my closet where I normally keep it, couldn't find it. My first thoughts were "Oh god, my parents found them and took them!" Debating whether to ask my dad if he or (god forbid) mom had took them, I decided to look in my secret kinky stash. It wasn't there. Now I was really freaking out. I prayed and searched the garage. I couldn't find it in my pile of clothes. Then I looked and found them on the ground. There it was my black uniform all covered in clumps of white dog hair. Angry they were gross but glad I found them before my parents did, I got the lint roller and cleaned it all up, then put it with the rest of the kinky stash where they belong.

TL;DR the moral of the story is keep all your kinky **** in the same place, and don't adopt another white dog to ruin your black uniform.