Dear depression side of bipolar:

Can you go on vacation too please? I'm on vacation, and I know that it is going to be a fun time. But you are sticking around hogging valuable space in my heart and brain. I don't really need the reminders that this is just a vacation and that life will go back to it's shi**y normal at the end of the month. I don't really need a third wheel, you see? So please. Go on your own vacation. Go anywhere you wish and for as long as you wish, with a minimum stay of a month! Just please stop hogging my thoughts, I'd rather have them used for happy things.

Thanks for your (in)consideration,
Me.