We didn't tell you to park all your equipment outside

Foreplay required is probably inversely proportional, so it comes out fairly that way.

Also, I would bet ANY MONEY that if you added up all the elapsed times of males orgasms and compared them to the elapsed times of females orgasms, or even just the number of occurrences of men's orgasms vs women's, men come out so frickin far ahead it's not even funny. Like serial killers - women are just starting to catch up.