So I'm about to watch drunk Holy Grail with my friends. Classes haven't started yet so I won't feel the least bit guilty about it. We managed to stuff 6 people into.a ford focus. One of my friends suggested I, being the smallest, should ride in the trunk. My other friend then pointed out that five guys getting pulled over with a teen girl in their trunk would be a bad thing.

Ahh, the wonders of college...