I know exactly what you are talking about.
I use FB for family and I think 3 others.... I also don't have most of them in my "news feed" ... some repost garbage pictures with sayings in them... very annoying.
It would be great if they did have .. as you put it ....eye roll" or "dislike" or "wtf" or "why are you telling me this"buttons!!!
If there are people that make you feel bad, take them out of your news feed... then you aren't blasted with their stuff every time you log on.