well I read it on here. People are complaining that their husbands or boyfriends watch porn on their phones any time they have a chance. To which I say: "Wow, these guys must have really good vision. Acutely good vision."

And, they are not masturbating to porn - if they watch it on their phones all the time, "all the time" must include their being dressed and, more or less, in public view. So they are just watching it, without masturbation. Watching low resolution images on a tiny screen every moment they have a chance. Bizarre? Very bizarre. But again, I got that notion from reading candid accounts on this site - I did not come up with it on my own.