Is it too pitiful to bump my own thread? Generally speaking, one of my weak spots is asking for what I need, so this is a bold and assertive move for which I should be applauded! I'm lonely*, damn it, and my post was about to slop over onto page 3, which might have consigned it to a netherworld of doom. So I thought I'd give everyone another awesome, valuable opportunity to make me feel less alone.

*see above

Does this neediness make me look fat?