Well, if they didn't grow long enough arms in the womb, you can tie the line to their arms. If you secure it well enough, they shouldn't fall. If they do, tie them back up and hose them off.

Kids will learn just about anything! Yeah, teach them to clean themselves off like a cat! In fact, if you hose them off each night before you let them out of their cage, that should do it! Make sure you get the crack of their cute little butts. It tends to accumulate some pretty stinky stuff!

For my pleasure, I always took the time to cream that area since I truly enjoyed taking big bites out of their butt. Nothing better than a baby's butt! OH! And the ribs are delish, too! Nice and tender!

Don't wash their toes, though! They think it's hillarious when you hold your nose and go "Peeee-Uuuuuuu!" You'll get hours of entertainment that way!

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