When you have a conversation that covers 5 topics and the poor other person keeps trying to stay on one topic, but is polite and follows you around with the other 5 topics, only for you to keep returning to the previous ones and going "So... that restaurant you mentioned earlier? And then again? What were you saying?". So while I've had 1 conversation with 5 topics, the other person has had 5 conversations repeated about 8 times.
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"The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes, of ships, of sealing wax, of cabbages, of kings! Of why the sea is boiling hot, of whether pigs have wings..."
"I have a problem with low self-esteem. Which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am.
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