At work today, one of my customers was talking about a white board that is set up at his office. Employees conjure up random questions of the day just for the hell of it. He said the weirdest one was "Would you play Russian Roulette for a hundred million dollars?" One out of six chance you end up blowing your brains out, right?

My immediate response (I was the one who answered first) without hesitation was a confident "yes."

It shocked everyone. Everyone else said never in a million years. They all looked at me like I should have my arms and legs strapped down. They asked me why. I said "well, if I got the unlucky bullet, it's not like I'd have anything to worry about anymore. If I survived, I would be set for life."

Is it morose or odd that it takes me longer to figure out what I want to order from a restaurant than it is to answer that question?