There are many free resources online... and especially the SBA (Small business Administration who hold free seminars on how to do all that! ) They can help with how to figure out financing too, as it takes nearly 10 year's worth of money to make sure it goes... er um rather the average small business dies within 5 years and many more in ten.

Have you done anything before, anything, even selling Girl Scout cookies or cards or Avon.. anything that you know about money handling and customer service and all? Sorry Skittles, brain fog, can't do much about memory today.