I've seen a couple of your posts and I have to agree, you certainly drew the short stick when it comes to positive role models.

Again, it's not weird to want to get a sperm count considering your past medical history. Just to be confident that, as you said, you're boys could get the job done if needed.

(Oh, and your chances of needing them are far better than the lotto. Trust me, if a troll like me can get married then you can find someone too.)