If it's any consolation, I may actually get 'your rat honours me' in my head, today! Like that one, it's kinda catchy!

Hang in there! Do you need to just go out with some friends and reminisce and tell some funny jokes?!

Add: OK, could have used this one, this week. In regards to my exh, when I went to court, I could have used..

Your Honor, 'that rat' 'dis'-honours me