Don't really feel like talking on the forums, but whatever.

I figured since lots of people have awkward moments regarding sexual issues, I decided to share some of mine.

The first is that I masturbate frequently and with my clothes on, and many times my parents and brother walk in on me but I've always been able to jump out of bed and throw my accessories away before they notice what I've been doing. So one time when my brother was in 6th grade having a bday party or sleepover and he barges into my room with a big ol smile on his face and says "Hi!", and I manage to jump out of bed before he notices what I'm doing. He goes back into the living room and I hear him tell his friends, "My sister was panting really hard for some reason." And his friends burst out laughing.

The second was during one of my birthday parties. All of my friends were in my room and were trying to turn me on, and I was so horny that I finally got up and said "F-it, I'm masturbating!" So I left the room and masturbated on my parents bed with all my friends in my room.

The third is that since high school, I've managed to take all my dates to a sex shop on the first date. It makes things a lot easier to figure out their preferences.