We've got 40 MPH winds here today! I don't know where my trash cans are and it feels as if the roof is gonna blow off my house!!

All of my plants are getting beat to death! Dang rose bushes won't stop growing so I can trim them down! They're bending almost to the ground with the wind gusts!!! Oh, my babies!!!

I wanna know who ordered this damn wind!!! I would have prefered that the lightning and thunderstorm we had last night had hung around!! I'll take that ANY DAY over this damnable wind!