I would click a like on your response, perfect & clever!

Her responses... weird... sounds like she thinks she's in a room with a glass of wine surrounded by admirers who laugh at any dumb joke she says because she's so "hot"... (I feel Carly Simon's song You're So Vane coming on!)

Agree, total wtf statement... there is no honorable response I can think of to that. It's not even worthy of any response...