Ha! I wish my parties ended that well Teen Idle. I managed to stammer "You're pretty" to a girl, and that was it. Granted, I'm told that I stammered that a few dozen times, but...details, right?

My most awkward was when an ex, who was moving way faster than I was comfortable with, "showed me her bedroom" while her parents weren't home. Understanding I'm not good with subtlety in sexual matters (or sexual matters on the whole ), I didn't really get what the point of the tour was. So, we're in her bedroom, and she's like "So this is my roooom..." and winks a bit. I look around, say something cliche about how it was nice, and being bored, excused myself (I did have to get home, so I wasn't trying to be rude).

She cheated on me the following week. Can't say I'm all that surprised.